Things you may not have known...

1. Sherlock Holmes once knocked up Watson. Let's just say John was less than pleased...
2. You know when you do those crazy spaz-attacks before you go to sleep. Often times your falling and you wake up? These are myoclonic twitches.
3. Hiccups are too.
4. Also when you lose concentration sometimes, though rarely, you can have myoclonic twitches too.
5. Cleaning one's room is always a chore.... UNLESS IT'S TO AVOID HOMEWORK!
6. Not feeding me equals me losing weight without even trying, or working out... it's pretty serious.
7. Also, sometimes I find I am too cheap to buy food... even if I'm starving.
8. Dogs are still stupid... yes they are.
9. I may be the only person who got so lost in thought making a list of' "to-do"s that I almost tripped and fell on the treadmill...
10. It's okay most times if you go the opposite direction on a one way... most people also share your aversion to having a crash and dying.
11. PS I'm not so sure this counts on the highway...
12. Death storms are very suspenseful... and boring.
13. Reading your little silly fiction books does not hardly count as reading. Sometimes you actaully have to read literature.
14. The Rubiks cube is kicking my butt.
15. Sherlock Holmes promises to kill you if you kill Watson. Go on, I dare you.. try it.
16. Did you know that Gibbs once made Chuck Norris cry? Yes, only once becuase Chuck Norris never made the mistake of upsetting Gibbs again.
17. Get a planner. It can only help you.
18. Sherlock Holmes is not a sociopath, contrary to popular belief.
19. Watson is a ladies man. No seriously... he sees a cute woman and he pounces...
20. You need to do the Fork in the Garbage Disposal.

Fork in the Garbage Disposal