How do you find the answer....

When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth...
-Sherlock Holmes, The Sign of the Four

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Facebook

It starts out innocently enough,
you say, "I'm just gonna see if I have any updates!"
But once your on, leaving is tough.
You knew it would happen, you took the bait.

Now your on your secret crushes page,
analyzing ever comment they make.
When they flirt with someone else your enraged,
 you think, "ew, that person is SO fake!"

One hour later, your still chilling,
That paper you were writing? forgotten.
You continue to procrastinate, it's so easy, your willing
But now your eyes are starting to hurt and feel like cotton.

It's midnight, "WHAT?" let's face it, you haven't even started.
It's due tomorrow, so starts the mad rush.
It's time that you and your facebook parted.
Except for now, your brain is only mush.

Well oops, you did it again, facebook played with you heart
you got lost in the games
Well now its time for that kick start,
but wait, just let me look up a name...

This is facebook... its pretty much made out of magic..

Oh and don't forget youtube... you say to yourself "oh, only one funny thing!"
3HOURS LATER.....
*disclaimer: I don't own facebook and facebook makes it own money without me..... and same with youtube... but if I did I totally would be doing something other than this

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