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Dear CSI Miami people, I believe it would be in your best interest if your GSP tracking devices did not SAY THAT EXACTLY on them. I believe this could alert the people you are trying to track or tip off the bad guy who has your good guy.

Dear Christians, SHHHH don't speak. Grow a brain and then you shall be allowed. PS listen to God, not yourself. Also, using the Bible to support the Bible is stupid. Just all around.

Dear World, not every good friend ship is sexual. Period. No. Furthermore, it ruins the TV show and the suspense. You have to wonder. But then again some people are friends.

Dear Survey of Chemistry Teacher, I would prefer we cover major concepts in class rather than teaching imbeciles how to plug in numbers to simple equations that are self explanatory.

Dear Women of the World, no you need not get married. It's okay if you don't. More importantly you do not need to do it so early. Maybe you should see the world first and explore life. Be yourself and find out who YOU are.

Dear People, to play Sherlock Holmes in anything and be good you must: be looney and not eat a lot. No really, it's true.

Dearest Tutoring Services, I NEED A TUTOR NOW! Follow in JG Wentsworth's footsteps. People need their money and they need it now. I NEED A TUTOR AND I NEED IT NOW!

Dearest Lizzi Child, I do not have the same tastes as Destiney, or anything remotely close other than the gender.

Dear Women, having a brain is fantastic, using it is even better! If you should marry someone, they should have done the same.

Dear College, no my parents aren't paying for me to attend here. Yes, it was through much hard work and scholarships and grants that I attend here. Yes, I am also in debt. So please do not tell me that I should get good grades, for 20K a year, I'm gonna try my hardest!

Dear Sherlock Holmes, WHY AM I NOT LIKE YOU! WHY ARE YOUR NOT REAL!

Dear Steven Moffat, why don't you come over here to America and change the face of TV forever.

Dear Food, we used to be such good friends. What has happened? Oh I remember, your full of preservatives and grossness so I won't eat you.

Dear Fruit and Yogurt, come live and grow in my yard so I can have a lifetime supply of awesomeness to eat.

Dear Psych, COME BACK ON TV!

Dearest Rib, I wish you would stay in your appropriate location as it would save me a lot of grief and pain.

Dear Rubik's Cube, you may have won this battle, but I will win the WAR! I will BEAT YOU!

Dear Boys Who Look Like and Dress Like Girls, no.

Dear Mickey the Pomeranian, stop biting me. It's not FUNNY.

Dear Self, why must you always wake up at 3AM. And sometimes remember things I have not done. (Such as possibly leaving one's window rolled down and having a MASSIVE STORM come and assault your car)

Dear America, WHY YOU NO WATCH SHERLOCK?

Dear Other College Students, some of these things we're learning are not so hard, most are generals. Plus, if you have to ask such stupid questions, you should NOT be a Nurse as one has to be able to utilize the brain... which you have proven you cannot do.

Dear Tumblr, STOP BEING SO ADDICTING. If I don't check you 50 times a day I feel empty inside.

Dear Pre-Labs, you are ridiculously hard and not really worth my time. But I have to search forever for the answers so my grade will stay good.

Dear Graders, if one gets a 91% on a test, don't you think its a bit much to write good job? I mean I know I'm awesome and the like, but how bad do others have to be doing that a barely A is a good job.

Dear Friends, where have you all gone?

Dear God, why can I not get this relationship thing!

Dear College Students Who Say They Know Who They Are and What They Want to Be, you will now epically fail at life becuase really you never know fully who you are and what you will do. Life gets in the way of plans and maybe God doesn't want you to do that. You will never be the same year to year. Your goals will change, so will jobs, friends and outlooks.