A quickie...

Well, as I sit here in the library, awaiting my next class, I ponder what to do. Blog of course. However the time is limited; which can only make it better.
I shall tell you about a lecture we had today...
so the teach is talking about how men can make breast milk if they have a hormonal imbalance. so the guys chest hurts to which teh teach says "to comfort himself the guy unconsciously massages himself"
I managed to contain myself, but it only got worse from there as he described how this unlucky soul discovered that he had breast milk. "It squirted white stuff out and it got in his eye, so then he swallows some to see what it is...." I can't tell you anymore becuase I'm afried that might make my blog NC-17.

This was a real thing that happened and a group of us are just cracking up because the teach just keeps going on and on and on and what he says only got more perverted sounding. I think the teach knew that and did it on purpose.

Money troubles ahoy! Got to pay $200ish dollars to get nursing program stuff.... have to even pay for a damn background check... its $56! I could find out more about you for less.

Exams are just around teh corner and guess whose studying like a beast and making flashcards and such. I am. These exams will not get the best of me!
 I got a 70% on my last chem test and I believe the highest grade anyone got on it was an 80%. The teacher says we need to study more. I say he needs to learn how to teach better. Tried to get a tutor but they sucked big time and were less helpful than the internet. A friends trying to get the magnificent Randy to help tutor us and his mind is brilliant and we hope some of his genius will rub off on us.
We allegedly have a test at the end of the semester that is optional and can only better your grade for chem class. From what I understand, we can have the average % for our 1st 4 tests or this. You can imagine I'm studying for it.

A&P is another thing entirely and I can only hope I do well because one cannot remember every single detail.