A blog full of ranting... mainly about a certain biology department

Dear Dept. Head,
When the average grade for the lab exam was an F, I do believe a mild curve could have been worked out. Do you think that maybe that says more about the teaching and the exam than our actual intelligence?
Sincerely,
Every A&P student

Dear Chemistry teacher,
I feel that when almost the entire class is a grade C or below this far in and continuing to do worse says something about you rather than the amount of time we spend studying. Oh, yes, I did study. I tried and I tried, teaching myself things for hours, just trying to figure out what things were. I did worse on the test than others. Yeah, you suck. that optional test at the end better cover up the average grade for the first 4 tests completely like Jesus covers our sins or I think a little bit of sin might be in my future. For the record, that's not a threat.
Sincerely,
Me, but I feel the rest of the class would either partly or whole heartedly agree.

Dear certain A&P teacher,
I think that maybe you should stop giving ridiculous exams, we can't literally remember it all so it would be know to know on a general level other than tells us what MIGHT be an essay. Not that I  am complaining about you telling us about the essay, for that I am most grateful. But I and some others do believe your tests are nonsensical and illogical overall.
Sincerely,
A concerned group of A&P students
PS we know about your meretricious behavior and favoritism of the female kind, in that creepy way.
PPS do low cut tops = good grade?

Dear population of the United States,
I hate to inform you of this but you appear to be unaware of it. This is a country of freedom. Freedom of speech and religion. This does not mean Christianity and reject all else. It means all religions. They have every right as you do. That's what the USA is. That's why people come from all around so they do not have to be persecuted for their beliefs, but thats just what you do. Oh, and the Christians are teh worst. Putting a "God" stamp on it does not make your ideas something God agrees with; furthermore, He probably will be upset at you misusing His name, after all that's how we get people to turn away from Him (a great way to give someone an eternal death sentence).
Peace,
A concerned citizen.
PS there is separation of church and state and it should stay that way. It says it in the Constitution, even if Christine O'Donnell doesn't think so.

Dear creators of Merlin, Doctor Who, and Sherlock,
I love you shows. Though it might be sad, they are literally sometimes the highlight of my day. Oh, Merlin writers, you should definitely do something with Morgana, she can't keep trying to get the  throne for 10 episodes. It get's old.
Thanks,
ME

Dear Sir Arthur Conan Doyle,
I know people don't tend to like your books now a days becuase of our society and its watered down literature, if you can even call it that. People are not used to reading books with actual vocabularies. Plus, with TV they do not like the books as much as the TV is more entertainment faster. However, Sherlock Holmes is completely hilarious, and so is John Watson. Whether it be a quip, a snide remark or a hidden joke, the books contain a good bit of humor.
Thanks for the awesome stories!
ME

Dear God,
Thanks for the blueberries, apples, bananas, other fruits, bread, nature, fall, warm houses, warm beds, pillows, water, opportunity to attend college, not being grievously ill, for getting into the nursing program, for being able to get all the stuff I need, that I'm not dead, that there are no more dinosaurs, planes, cars, bikes, treadmills with TVs, literature, stories, music, guitars, pianos and a bunch of other stuff.
Thanks again!
Me, your petulant child
PS sorry I don't spend enough time with You.

Dear tension headache,
WHY ARE YOU COMING BACK!!!!
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