So as I have nothing to do I have decided to start learning me some knowledge. So I started with fish. The fish that live in the river I live next to are scary. I mean like I would not want to see that thing in real life. Anywhere from the giant fish monsters to the small sharped tooth fish, its kind of unnerving to think thats in the waters where you boat, fish and swim.
Next was animal noises. Straight up to really give the truth, be prepared if you go into the woods at night becuase none of the noises these animals make sound like they are of this world. No seriously, go look up what deer sound like. I know, I know. We see them all the time, but have you ever HEARD one? It's freakish. Same with an elk. So other than all animals being aliens we should be good.
Also, evidently throughout the ages long haired, hairy men have been living in the forests of everywhere pretending to be everything from bigfoot to a werewolf. So what out for them when you go for a walk. Some of them eat people, especially if you are a baby, small child, or woman.
There's always a bigger fish.
ReplyDeleteI have never heard a deer. Your description sounds unnerving, though.
Yikes.